im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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