i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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