I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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