you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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