So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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