dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Randomize
