You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
only if we run a train.
done.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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