i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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