Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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