Kiss
Puke
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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