I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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