it wasn't lemon gatorade
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
found the other keg... it's in the tree
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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