At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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