so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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