WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
