god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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