Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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