Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
that is very illegal...i love you.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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