She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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