elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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