Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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