Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Sober January is a disaster.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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