oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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