just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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