I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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