how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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