i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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