idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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