Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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