wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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