Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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