playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Randomize
