lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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