i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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