Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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