I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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