try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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