You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I enjoy the company of your penis
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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