Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
