he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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