How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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