i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
whose parrot is this?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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