Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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