Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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