ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
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