just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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