im holly from the hills drunk
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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