Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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