I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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