that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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