you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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